{"id":20682,"date":"2015-06-07T00:24:31","date_gmt":"2015-06-07T00:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/07\/this-is-tangos-favorite-toy-which-he-has-gutted-2\/"},"modified":"2025-08-02T05:11:10","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T05:11:10","slug":"this-is-tangos-favorite-toy-which-he-has-gutted-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/07\/this-is-tangos-favorite-toy-which-he-has-gutted-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-20682 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/07\/this-is-tangos-favorite-toy-which-he-has-gutted-2\/attachment\/20683\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_npjt4v1JHz1qglc0do1_1280-1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_npjt4v1JHz1qglc0do1_1280-1-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_npjt4v1JHz1qglc0do1_1280-1-90x90.jpg 90w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>This is Tango\u2019s favorite toy&hellip; which he has gutted&hellip; the yellow thing is the motion-activated squeaker that was once inside of it. I mention it because we found this last night, and Gibbs, my mom\u2019s dog that we\u2019re babysitting again, has the exact same toy only, you know, not destroyed. Tango is super jealous.<\/p>\n<p>TANGO STOP MURDERING YOUR TOYS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Tango\u2019s favorite toy&hellip; which he has gutted&hellip; the yellow thing is the motion-activated squeaker that was once inside of it. I mention it because we found this last night, and Gibbs, my mom\u2019s dog that we\u2019re babysitting again, has the exact same toy only, you know, not destroyed. Tango is super jealous. TANGO &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/07\/this-is-tangos-favorite-toy-which-he-has-gutted-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,282],"class_list":["post-20682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-tango","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}