{"id":20617,"date":"2015-07-06T05:31:34","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T05:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/07\/06\/i-really-need-a-new-scanner-sideways-glance-at-2\/"},"modified":"2015-07-06T05:31:34","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T05:31:34","slug":"i-really-need-a-new-scanner-sideways-glance-at-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/07\/06\/i-really-need-a-new-scanner-sideways-glance-at-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really need a new scanner. *sideways glance at it* Yeah, I\u2019m talking about <i>you.<\/i>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also, the taco that I put in the fridge yesterday froze overnight&hellip; so there were literal ice crystals in the shredded iceberg lettuce. And before you tell me to <i>let it go<\/i>, I should tell you that I ATE IT ANYWAY. BUWAHAHAAAa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really need a new scanner. *sideways glance at it* Yeah, I\u2019m talking about you.\u00a0 Also, the taco that I put in the fridge yesterday froze overnight&hellip; so there were literal ice crystals in the shredded iceberg lettuce. And before you tell me to let it go, I should tell you that I ATE IT &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/07\/06\/i-really-need-a-new-scanner-sideways-glance-at-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1754],"class_list":["post-20617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-my-teeth-are-cold","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}