I told my mom that the headache I had this morning felt like someone jabbed a giant meat hook into the base of my neck and out through my left eye, then hung me up and beat my back and shoulders with a baseball bat like a pinata.<\/p>\n
She told me that I was funny because I couldn\u2019t ever say anything normal.<\/p>\n
…but seriously, it was bad. I could barely walk when I had to go to the bathroom. Stumbling into the wall.\u00a0<\/p>\n
On the plus side, I lost 9lbs by sleeping for 11 hours e_e\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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