{"id":19004,"date":"2016-01-28T14:33:58","date_gmt":"2016-01-28T14:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/28\/25-30-2\/"},"modified":"2016-01-28T14:33:58","modified_gmt":"2016-01-28T14:33:58","slug":"25-30-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/28\/25-30-2\/","title":{"rendered":"25-30"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Food, probably. Sushi. Mm. With Aaron, of course. Otherwise, I\u2019ll buy a bunch of art supplies that I may or may not use.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t have any money until tomorrow, so I guess I should go somewhere with family&hellip; like Seattle or Missouri&hellip; so that I don\u2019t starve to death. If I had money, though, I\u2019d probably go to&hellip; uh&hellip; London? IDK. I\u2019m too fat to enjoy Disneyland right now. :\/ Otherwise I\u2019d choose THAT in a heartbeat!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. \u201cBe brand-specific\u201d it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don\u2019t drink booze there\u2019s something you can figure out\u2026 so what\u2019s it gonna be?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Mike\u2019s Hard Lemonade, obviously. Mostly because I can\u2019t remember what that cider I had in London was called.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cEveryone better clean up their own damn messes.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>29. What is your favorite expletive?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m torn between\u00a0\u2018dammit\u2019 and the f-word. Which I can\u2019t even write out, so you can probably guess how often I say it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don\u2019t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what\u2019s the one thing you\u2019re going to save from that blazing inferno?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Laptop. It has all of my Dangerous Cute print-res files on it. Though, I guess we have crashplan now&hellip; so that stuff would be safe&hellip; \u00a0I GUESS I should be responsible and get our binder of important legal documents- birth certificates, marriage certificate, tax information&hellip; kind of important, yeah.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Food, probably. Sushi. Mm. With Aaron, of course. Otherwise, I\u2019ll buy a bunch of art supplies that I may or may not use.\u00a0 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/28\/25-30-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">25-30<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[220,1050,1044,1049],"class_list":["post-19004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-about-me","tag-doctorarewostein","tag-q-and-a","tag-thanks-carpet","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}