{"id":18670,"date":"2016-03-15T13:53:48","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T13:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/also-i-am-not-going-into-work-today-because-my-2\/"},"modified":"2016-03-15T13:53:48","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T13:53:48","slug":"also-i-am-not-going-into-work-today-because-my-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/also-i-am-not-going-into-work-today-because-my-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also I am not going into work today because my body has decided to rebel and kill me dead. Which would be okay, except that I am pretty sure that I just LEFT a drawing of a deer on my desk last night. I usually put that stuff away <i>why did I leave it out<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I mean he\u2019s super cute and even has a bow tie but I don\u2019t think that the brokers will get it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also I am not going into work today because my body has decided to rebel and kill me dead. Which would be okay, except that I am pretty sure that I just LEFT a drawing of a deer on my desk last night. I usually put that stuff away why did I leave it out &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/15\/also-i-am-not-going-into-work-today-because-my-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}