{"id":18667,"date":"2016-03-16T00:07:17","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T00:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/16\/i-want-to-order-delivery-just-so-i-can-get-ginger-2\/"},"modified":"2016-03-16T00:07:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T00:07:17","slug":"i-want-to-order-delivery-just-so-i-can-get-ginger-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/16\/i-want-to-order-delivery-just-so-i-can-get-ginger-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to order delivery just so I can get ginger ale without having to walk a million years to a store. is that a bad thing?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>it\u2019s that sort of nausea where you want to throw up AND eat an entire truck of food at the same time<\/p>\n<p>why\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>why body, why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to order delivery just so I can get ginger ale without having to walk a million years to a store. is that a bad thing?\u00a0 it\u2019s that sort of nausea where you want to throw up AND eat an entire truck of food at the same time why\u00a0 why body, why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}