{"id":18640,"date":"2016-03-20T07:38:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T07:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/20\/i-told-aaron-that-i-was-going-to-just-start-2\/"},"modified":"2016-03-20T07:38:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T07:38:23","slug":"i-told-aaron-that-i-was-going-to-just-start-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/20\/i-told-aaron-that-i-was-going-to-just-start-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I told Aaron that I was going to just start playing my ukulele whenever anyone says something stupid to me, and he said that I would be a master right quick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told Aaron that I was going to just start playing my ukulele whenever anyone says something stupid to me, and he said that I would be a master right quick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[877,876],"class_list":["post-18640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-like-deductionfreak-strums-their-guitar","tag-strums-ukulele","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}