{"id":18535,"date":"2016-04-14T05:54:46","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T05:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/14\/the-demon-dug-its-hooves-into-the-roof-of-the-car-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-14T05:54:46","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T05:54:46","slug":"the-demon-dug-its-hooves-into-the-roof-of-the-car-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/14\/the-demon-dug-its-hooves-into-the-roof-of-the-car-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>The demon dug its hooves into the roof of the car, but it didn&rsquo;t quite make a dent. It wasn&rsquo;t all that heavy or tough, but it also wasn&rsquo;t a quitter. <br \/>The Estate was just up ahead; we came to the brick wall on our left, and Theo gunned the car harder. He and Lauriette whooped while my mom, Limerick, the jackalope, and I held on for dear life. <br \/>&ldquo;How are we getting rid of this thing, again?&rdquo; I yelled, hoping someone would hear me over the engine, tires, and the frightened cries of the demon. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i feel bad for the jackalope now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The demon dug its hooves into the roof of the car, but it didn&rsquo;t quite make a dent. It wasn&rsquo;t all that heavy or tough, but it also wasn&rsquo;t a quitter. The Estate was just up ahead; we came to the brick wall on our left, and Theo gunned the car harder. He and Lauriette &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/14\/the-demon-dug-its-hooves-into-the-roof-of-the-car-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[702,806,137],"class_list":["post-18535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fishsticks","tag-how-am-i-going-to-kill-this-thing-now-that-i-have-feelings-for-it","tag-writing","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}