I had all sorts of weird dreams last night… nightmares about getting raped\/murdered (haven\u2019t had one of THOSE in a while, and this one was by someone I KNEW), nightmares about being a real estate assistant trying to help sell a HAUNTED HOUSE (totally a book idea!!), and about being Conan trying to solve a mystery w\/ the detective boys and I finally got so fed up that I got out my smart phone and looked up the resolution on the DCW wiki and it still didn\u2019t make sense so I solved the case and threw my phone at the culprit and told him that he was stupid and a jerk.<\/p>\n
ug,.gh… being sick is such a grabbag of wtf\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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