{"id":18529,"date":"2016-04-15T03:35:55","date_gmt":"2016-04-15T03:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/15\/so-my-mom-is-going-to-all-of-these-singles-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-15T03:35:55","modified_gmt":"2016-04-15T03:35:55","slug":"so-my-mom-is-going-to-all-of-these-singles-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/15\/so-my-mom-is-going-to-all-of-these-singles-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so my mom is going to all of these singles dances,\u00a0\u2018cause you know she\u2019s still pretty young and hip and there\u2019s no reason why she couldn\u2019t meet someone!!!, but now she is recruiting me to help with her flirting<\/p>\n<p>flirting using arts and crafts and technology<\/p>\n<p>tonight\u2019s challenge: make a 1\u2033 SMITE button to solidify the in-joke she has with this one guy who I can only refer to as\u00a0\u201cthe guy with the same name as my military friend which is funny because he is also in the military\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I have made the button. it is ready. I hope that it helps.<\/p>\n<p>YOU GET\u00a0\u2018EM, MOM.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*wipes tears* I\u2019m so proud<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so my mom is going to all of these singles dances,\u00a0\u2018cause you know she\u2019s still pretty young and hip and there\u2019s no reason why she couldn\u2019t meet someone!!!, but now she is recruiting me to help with her flirting flirting using arts and crafts and technology tonight\u2019s challenge: make a 1\u2033 SMITE button to solidify &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/15\/so-my-mom-is-going-to-all-of-these-singles-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[804],"class_list":["post-18529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mom","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}