{"id":18497,"date":"2016-04-23T19:38:24","date_gmt":"2016-04-23T19:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/23\/brother-and-then-one-day-youll-go-to-the-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-23T19:38:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T19:38:24","slug":"brother-and-then-one-day-youll-go-to-the-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/23\/brother-and-then-one-day-youll-go-to-the-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brother: and then, one day, you\u2019ll go to the theater&hellip; and in the previews, there will be one that says: \u201cFrom the visionary director that brought you <i>The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<\/i>\u00a0comes&hellip;\u00a0<i>Fishsticks.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>omg\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&hellip;.wait no, it turns out he was talking about the Michael Bay film, not the original. Now I\u2019m sad. \ud83d\ude41\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brother: and then, one day, you\u2019ll go to the theater&hellip; and in the previews, there will be one that says: \u201cFrom the visionary director that brought you The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\u00a0comes&hellip;\u00a0Fishsticks.\u201d omg\u00a0 &hellip;.wait no, it turns out he was talking about the Michael Bay film, not the original. Now I\u2019m sad. \ud83d\ude41\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}