{"id":18492,"date":"2016-04-26T02:45:39","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T02:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/26\/remember-how-i-agonized-for-days-about-the-lizard-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-26T02:45:39","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T02:45:39","slug":"remember-how-i-agonized-for-days-about-the-lizard-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/26\/remember-how-i-agonized-for-days-about-the-lizard-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how I agonized for days about the lizard that died in my book?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Well my mom found out about it and now she is trying to convince me to not let it die. I\u2019m 30 years old and I feel like I\u2019m gonna be grounded if I don\u2019t change it!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>LOL I LOVE THAT IT IS GETTING SUCH A STRONG REACTION THOUGH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how I agonized for days about the lizard that died in my book?\u00a0 Well my mom found out about it and now she is trying to convince me to not let it die. I\u2019m 30 years old and I feel like I\u2019m gonna be grounded if I don\u2019t change it!\u00a0 LOL I LOVE THAT &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/26\/remember-how-i-agonized-for-days-about-the-lizard-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}