{"id":1771,"date":"2016-03-16T01:18:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T01:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/16\/the-pie-is-bringing-us-pizza-and-me-a-6-pack-of\/"},"modified":"2016-03-16T01:18:19","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T01:18:19","slug":"the-pie-is-bringing-us-pizza-and-me-a-6-pack-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/16\/the-pie-is-bringing-us-pizza-and-me-a-6-pack-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pie is bringing us pizza and me a 6 pack of sprite. Thank goodness. Maybe life isn\u2019t so <i>utterly terrible and pointless<\/i>\u00a0after all.<\/p>\n<p>(yes I am being irrational. and grouchy. \ud83d\ude41 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pie is bringing us pizza and me a 6 pack of sprite. Thank goodness. Maybe life isn\u2019t so utterly terrible and pointless\u00a0after all. (yes I am being irrational. and grouchy. \ud83d\ude41 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}