{"id":17338,"date":"2018-10-25T16:15:11","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T16:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2018\/10\/25\/merch-report-towel-sample-is-here-2\/"},"modified":"2018-10-25T16:15:11","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T16:15:11","slug":"merch-report-towel-sample-is-here-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2018\/10\/25\/merch-report-towel-sample-is-here-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Merch Report: Towel Sample is Here"},"content":{"rendered":"

yoiscifizine<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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GREETINGS HUMANS!<\/p>\n

We have received the sample of our towel:<\/p>\n

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Look how glorious it is!<\/p>\n

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And a close-up of the texture<\/p>\n

These towels, instead of being cotton, will be printed on microfiber <\/b>for 2 reasons:<\/p>\n

1. There was some miscommunication between us and our manufacturer as to the exact materials we would be able to print on and cotton turned out to be about 8x what we had budgeted for<\/p>\n

2. Cotton towels would lose a lot of the beautiful details that\u00a0<\/a>@gabapple<\/a> put into her design which we really didn\u2019t want<\/p>\n

So instead of a\u00a0\u201ctowel\u201d, this will be more like a ShamWow<\/a>. And since this is YOI, we\u2019re gonna call it the ShamWowAmazing!<\/p>\n

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WORRY NOT!\u00a0Mod Limix has also thoroughly<\/i> tested the absorbency of the ShamWowAmazing. A single one, fresh from the package, can absorb about 1.5 Tbsp\/22 mL of water.<\/p>\n

Assuming a single human tear holds 0.05 mL of water, that means the ShamWowAmazing can mop up 440 tears before needing to be wrung out, more than enough for a single read-through of the zine (we hope).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is going in my iPad bag 100% for sure OMG microfiber is the best!!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

yoiscifizine: GREETINGS HUMANS! We have received the sample of our towel: Look how glorious it is! And a close-up of the texture These towels, instead of being cotton, will be printed on microfiber for 2 reasons: 1. There was some miscommunication between us and our manufacturer as to the exact materials we would be able … Continue reading Merch Report: Towel Sample is Here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,103,8,9,10,30],"class_list":["post-17338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-promo","tag-so-excited","tag-yoi","tag-yoiscifizine","tag-yuri-on-ice","tag-zines","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}