{"id":1732,"date":"2016-03-22T04:50:28","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T04:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/22\/i-still-cant-find-my-drivers-license-and-im\/"},"modified":"2016-03-22T04:50:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-22T04:50:28","slug":"i-still-cant-find-my-drivers-license-and-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/22\/i-still-cant-find-my-drivers-license-and-im\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><strike>I still can\u2019t find my driver\u2019s license and I\u2019m supposed to go vote tomorrow \ud83d\ude41<\/strike> WAIT IT SAYS I CAN BRING MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A UTILITY BILL INSTEAD HALLELUJAH\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>But I bought kickass new reading glasses at Costco today because my old ones were so worn that the metal was cutting the bridge of my nose whenever I wore them. These are so comfy&hellip;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still can\u2019t find my driver\u2019s license and I\u2019m supposed to go vote tomorrow \ud83d\ude41 WAIT IT SAYS I CAN BRING MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A UTILITY BILL INSTEAD HALLELUJAH\u00a0 But I bought kickass new reading glasses at Costco today because my old ones were so worn that the metal was cutting the bridge of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/03\/22\/i-still-cant-find-my-drivers-license-and-im\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}