{"id":17127,"date":"2019-04-26T06:03:17","date_gmt":"2019-04-26T06:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2019\/04\/26\/i-was-walking-through-the-toy-aisle-at-target-when\/"},"modified":"2019-04-26T06:03:17","modified_gmt":"2019-04-26T06:03:17","slug":"i-was-walking-through-the-toy-aisle-at-target-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2019\/04\/26\/i-was-walking-through-the-toy-aisle-at-target-when\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

crochetninja<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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digitaldiscipline<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bunjywunjy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn\u2019t get me one because they were \u201ctoo violent and also ate people\u201d \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!<\/p>\n

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IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT\u2019S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

now we enter the testing phase<\/p>\n

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yup. looks good.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT\u2019S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS<\/p>\n

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say \u201cEXTREME CHOMPIN\u2019 \u201c in four languages?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OH SHIT YOU\u2019RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it\u2019s still there! hopefully I didn\u2019t destroy it in my excitement<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

*roar sound effect*<\/p>\n

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: <\/p>\n

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update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven\u2019t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help<\/p>\n

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(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)<\/p>\n

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There\u2019s more!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My hubby sent this to me and said\u00a0\u201cthis is you… but… somehow not you?\u201d<\/p>\n

because, you know, I definitely have a t-rex from Target on my desk at work for very similar reasons. Mine is just a Bite\u00a0\u2018n Fight t-Rex, whom I adore. She keeps me company.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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The collar is SUCH a good idea… I may have to do the same!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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