{"id":16283,"date":"2012-05-07T21:04:33","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T21:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/05\/07\/stages-of-friendship-on-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T21:04:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T21:04:33","slug":"stages-of-friendship-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/05\/07\/stages-of-friendship-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"stages of friendship on the internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?<br \/>\nStage 2: lol ok hi sup<br \/>\nStage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA<br \/>\nStage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG<br \/>\nStage 5: HERE&#8217;S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I&#8217;M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU<br \/>\nStage 6: when&#8217;s your birthday<br \/>\nStage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme<br \/>\nStage 8: married<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stage 1: Hi! How are you today? Stage 2: lol ok hi sup Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG Stage 5: HERE&#8217;S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I&#8217;M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU Stage 6: when&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/05\/07\/stages-of-friendship-on-the-internet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">stages of friendship on the internet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4823],"class_list":["post-16283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-me-and-kay-stage-4","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}