{"id":1624,"date":"2016-04-13T03:35:01","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T03:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/13\/me-salmon-is-getting-punched-by-a-jackalope-rn-do\/"},"modified":"2016-04-13T03:35:01","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T03:35:01","slug":"me-salmon-is-getting-punched-by-a-jackalope-rn-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/13\/me-salmon-is-getting-punched-by-a-jackalope-rn-do\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: salmon is getting punched by a jackalope rn<br \/>\ndo you ever sometimes just stop<br \/>\nand go &#8220;what am I writing&#8221;<br \/>\nCori:  &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: salmon is getting punched by a jackalope rn do you ever sometimes just stop and go &#8220;what am I writing&#8221; Cori: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[813,702,137],"class_list":["post-1624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cori","tag-fishsticks","tag-writing","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}