{"id":1603,"date":"2016-04-16T05:09:01","date_gmt":"2016-04-16T05:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/16\/brother-so-you-know-what-would-be-weird-me\/"},"modified":"2016-04-16T05:09:01","modified_gmt":"2016-04-16T05:09:01","slug":"brother-so-you-know-what-would-be-weird-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/16\/brother-so-you-know-what-would-be-weird-me\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brother: so you know what would be weird?<\/p>\n<p>me: what?<\/p>\n<p>Brother: if someone went and bought something that was really expensive and that they were really excited about, and then just leave it there<\/p>\n<p>me: .. .. .. .&hellip;. .. &hellip; hey\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Aaron: the batspider combo says finish your dang novel!<\/p>\n<p>me: yah \ud83d\ude10\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brother: so you know what would be weird? me: what? Brother: if someone went and bought something that was really expensive and that they were really excited about, and then just leave it there me: .. .. .. .&hellip;. .. &hellip; hey\u00a0 Aaron: the batspider combo says finish your dang novel! me: yah \ud83d\ude10\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[783,791],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ipad","tag-ipad-adventures","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}