{"id":1556,"date":"2016-04-27T03:13:32","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T03:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/27\/i-dont-know-whats-worse-about-having-male\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T06:31:01","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T06:31:01","slug":"i-dont-know-whats-worse-about-having-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/27\/i-dont-know-whats-worse-about-having-male\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1556 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/27\/i-dont-know-whats-worse-about-having-male\/attachment\/1557\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o69vmkmRqU1qglc0do1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o69vmkmRqU1qglc0do1_1280-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o69vmkmRqU1qglc0do1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s worse about having male crewmates&hellip; the smell or the severe lack of unprocessed, pre-packaged food. It\u2019s sad, really. They don\u2019t even have any ice cream on board. How do they survive out there in the black without any creature comforts beside instant ramen and beer? Or better yet, how are they still alive with such disgusting dietary habits?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPriority one at the next port we come to will be restocking (or stocking at all, as the case may be) the pantries. We\u2019ll have good food to eat even if I have to cook it all myself. A crew can\u2019t be expected to work their hardest if they\u2019re not properly fed, after all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Ambassador\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s worse about having male crewmates&hellip; the smell or the severe lack of unprocessed, pre-packaged food. It\u2019s sad, really. They don\u2019t even have any ice cream on board. How do they survive out there in the black without any creature comforts beside instant ramen and beer? Or better yet, how are they &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/04\/27\/i-dont-know-whats-worse-about-having-male\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,295,40,774,317,775,776],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anthro","tag-dcmk","tag-furry","tag-hakudog","tag-space-au","tag-the-ambassador","tag-yeah-its-a-thing","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1558,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions\/1558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}