{"id":15241,"date":"2012-09-07T04:28:54","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T04:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/09\/07\/goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has\/"},"modified":"2012-09-07T04:28:54","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T04:28:54","slug":"goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/09\/07\/goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has\/","title":{"rendered":"Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thelodeman.tumblr.com\/post\/31033755424\/goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has-had\">thelodeman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/napoleonbonerhard.tumblr.com\/post\/29530021297\/goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has-had\">napoleonbonerhard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.<\/p>\n<p>And he wasn\u2019t adopted, he looks just like him.<\/p>\n<p>Goofy\u2026 has had sex.<br \/> Goofy\u2026 has known a woman biblically.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine what it must\u2019ve looked like.<br \/> Imagine what it sounded like.<\/p>\n<p>These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.<\/p>\n<p>GA-HYUK.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh you silly people. Goofy&rsquo;s the only one who&rsquo;s had a child &#8211; that we KNOW of, but that doesn&rsquo;t mean that he&rsquo;s the only one who&rsquo;s had sex. Most sexual encounters do not result in offspring. You silly, silly tumblrers.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thelodeman: napoleonbonerhard: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn\u2019t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy\u2026 has had sex. Goofy\u2026 has known a woman biblically. Imagine what it must\u2019ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/09\/07\/goofy-is-the-only-classic-disney-character-who-has\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}