{"id":1489,"date":"2016-05-09T04:40:14","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T04:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/09\/no-self-you-cannot-completely-rewrite\/"},"modified":"2016-05-09T04:40:14","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T04:40:14","slug":"no-self-you-cannot-completely-rewrite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/05\/09\/no-self-you-cannot-completely-rewrite\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, self, you cannot completely rewrite <i>Fishsticks<\/i>\u00a0from the ground up right now. &gt;_&lt;; Watch another Disney channel original movie and calm the heck down. If you REAAALLY want to rewrite it you can&ndash; AFTER the workshop. And cooldown. So like, in August.<\/p>\n<p>bleeuguuuu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, self, you cannot completely rewrite Fishsticks\u00a0from the ground up right now. &gt;_&lt;; Watch another Disney channel original movie and calm the heck down. If you REAAALLY want to rewrite it you can&ndash; AFTER the workshop. And cooldown. So like, in August. bleeuguuuu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}