{"id":14689,"date":"2012-12-24T04:20:09","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T04:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/12\/24\/maids-a-milking\/"},"modified":"2012-12-24T04:20:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T04:20:09","slug":"maids-a-milking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/12\/24\/maids-a-milking\/","title":{"rendered":"Maids-A-Milking!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eight things I like about my friends:<\/p>\n<p>1) They know me well enough to know my faults and weaknesses and short comings and fears&hellip; but like and RESPECT me anyway.<\/p>\n<p>2) All of them are caring and kind, even if SOME OF THEM come off as assholes sometimes.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>3) They&rsquo;re talented, every single one of them, though some is less visual than others&hellip; and are happy to share these talents and passions with me!<\/p>\n<p>4) We also share other things, like movies or fandoms or games, dreams, etc&hellip; and get joy out of experiencing them with each other! Enthusiasm FTW!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>5) They&rsquo;re always willing to help me, even when I don&rsquo;t &#8211; or won&rsquo;t &#8211; ask for it. ;-; And they don&rsquo;t drag me through the mud with my needs, either. Very respectful of my pride!<\/p>\n<p>6) They let me help them, too. ;-; &lt;3\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>7) Excited to celebrate each other&rsquo;s successes!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>8) They don&rsquo;t think of me as &ldquo;the fat one,&rdquo; even though I totally am. At least to my face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eight things I like about my friends: 1) They know me well enough to know my faults and weaknesses and short comings and fears&hellip; but like and RESPECT me anyway. 2) All of them are caring and kind, even if SOME OF THEM come off as assholes sometimes.\u00a0 3) They&rsquo;re talented, every single one of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2012\/12\/24\/maids-a-milking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Maids-A-Milking!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2045],"class_list":["post-14689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carpetcrawler","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}