{"id":14675,"date":"2013-01-02T06:19:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T06:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/02\/lexicution3r-lexicution3r-my-mom-is\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T06:19:16","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T06:19:16","slug":"lexicution3r-lexicution3r-my-mom-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/02\/lexicution3r-lexicution3r-my-mom-is\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lexicution3r.tumblr.com\/post\/31900819851\/lexicution3r-my-mom-is-screaming-downstairs\">lexicution3r<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lexicution3r.tumblr.com\/post\/31900059914\/my-mom-is-screaming-downstairs-right-now-about-how\">lexicution3r<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there\u2019s no chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow is there NO CHOCOLATE???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE\u2019S NO CHOCOLATE?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mamqdahTIV1r0ta85.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there\u2019s no chocolate. \u201cHow can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?\u201d \u201cHow is there NO CHOCOLATE???\u201d \u201cDO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE\u2019S NO CHOCOLATE?\u201d AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[900],"class_list":["post-14675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}