{"id":14604,"date":"2013-01-14T06:36:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T06:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/14\/melkior-theangelstakemysanity\/"},"modified":"2018-12-05T02:11:45","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T02:11:45","slug":"melkior-theangelstakemysanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/14\/melkior-theangelstakemysanity\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-14604 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/14\/melkior-theangelstakemysanity\/attachment\/14605\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_l9d6xsHBET1qcihtao1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_l9d6xsHBET1qcihtao1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_l9d6xsHBET1qcihtao1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/melkior.tumblr.com\/post\/40497619395\/theangelstakemysanity-pewdieschaoticbuscus\">melkior<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theangelstakemysanity.tumblr.com\/post\/35464593105\/pewdieschaoticbuscus-iam-eimaj-this-is-a\">theangelstakemysanity<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pewdieschaoticbuscus.tumblr.com\/post\/35462104931\/all-the-holmies-adventureswithhobbits\">pewdieschaoticbuscus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0<a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iam-eimaj.tumblr.com\/post\/1192536075\">iam-eimaj<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.<\/p>\n<p>WTF<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>what happens if someone falls in<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>And then I\u2019m just<\/p>\n<p>WHAT IF IT GETS CAT HAIR IN IT &gt;8C<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My thoughts exactly. This does not seem very sanitary!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>melkior: theangelstakemysanity: pewdieschaoticbuscus: \u00a0iam-eimaj: this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms. WTF what happens if someone falls in then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/01\/14\/melkior-theangelstakemysanity\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14606,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14604\/revisions\/14606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}