{"id":14505,"date":"2013-02-06T03:23:33","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T03:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/06\/you-think-relationships-are-difficult-try\/"},"modified":"2013-02-06T03:23:33","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T03:23:33","slug":"you-think-relationships-are-difficult-try","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/06\/you-think-relationships-are-difficult-try\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication \u2014 forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>Laura Jayne Martin\u00a0 (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/commanderspock.tumblr.com\/\">commanderspock<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>FFFYEAH I am ALL ABOUT friendships!!!\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication \u2014 forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance. Laura Jayne Martin\u00a0 (via commanderspock) &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/06\/you-think-relationships-are-difficult-try\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-quote","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}