{"id":14418,"date":"2013-02-18T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/18\/no-hobbes-we-are-not-buying-you-a-fluffy\/"},"modified":"2018-12-05T01:55:11","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T01:55:11","slug":"no-hobbes-we-are-not-buying-you-a-fluffy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/18\/no-hobbes-we-are-not-buying-you-a-fluffy\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-14418 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/18\/no-hobbes-we-are-not-buying-you-a-fluffy\/attachment\/14419\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tumblr_miem4prB3S1rspyogo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tumblr_miem4prB3S1rspyogo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tumblr_miem4prB3S1rspyogo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>no, hobbes, we are not buying you a fluffy chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no, hobbes, we are not buying you a fluffy chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,4466,4465,281,4468,4467],"class_list":["post-14418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-chicken","tag-fluffy-chicken","tag-hobbes","tag-peyton","tag-the-chicken-would-beat-you-up","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14420,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14418\/revisions\/14420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}