{"id":14412,"date":"2013-02-18T23:57:55","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T23:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/18\/glitchicorn-guys-please-i-know-youve-heard-the\/"},"modified":"2013-02-18T23:57:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T23:57:55","slug":"glitchicorn-guys-please-i-know-youve-heard-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/02\/18\/glitchicorn-guys-please-i-know-youve-heard-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/glitchicorn.tumblr.com\/post\/43441042121\/guys-please-i-know-youve-heard-the-story-before\">glitchicorn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>guys please i know you\u2019ve heard the story before but my parents will and i repeat WILL buy me this dog if this gets 50,000 notes<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/e2d0763825028612650c9e7255787d02\/tumblr_inline_mifx4e0Grp1qz4rgp.png\" \/><br \/>all you have to do is like comment subscribe comon guys PLEASE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>no, trust me, you don&rsquo;t want that dog. any dog but that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>glitchicorn: guys please i know you\u2019ve heard the story before but my parents will and i repeat WILL buy me this dog if this gets 50,000 notesall you have to do is like comment subscribe comon guys PLEASE no, trust me, you don&rsquo;t want that dog. any dog but that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}