{"id":14271,"date":"2013-03-11T09:41:59","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T09:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/03\/11\/remember-that-time-when-carpet-crawler-read-all-of\/"},"modified":"2013-03-11T09:41:59","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T09:41:59","slug":"remember-that-time-when-carpet-crawler-read-all-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/03\/11\/remember-that-time-when-carpet-crawler-read-all-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that time when Carpet Crawler read all of these horrible things<\/p>\n<p>and I like<\/p>\n<p>just sat there at 3:30 am<\/p>\n<p>laughing<\/p>\n<p>with my jaw hanging open<\/p>\n<p>so disturbed?<\/p>\n<p>I just<\/p>\n<p>wow<\/p>\n<p>my friends<\/p>\n<p>what is wrong with you<\/p>\n<p>I love you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that time when Carpet Crawler read all of these horrible things and I like just sat there at 3:30 am laughing with my jaw hanging open so disturbed? I just wow my friends what is wrong with you I love you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}