Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
\nSpider: Omg man I didn’t see you there.
\nMe: We cool?
\nSpider: Yeah, yeah, we’re cool. I’m just coming down to scope out the tub.
\nMe: Oh, that’s legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some–you’re descending right into the shower stream and I don’t want you to drown.
\nSpider: Hey thanks, bud. I’ll be careful.
\nMe: So…can I get out now?
\nSpider: Sure, sure! Sorry I’ll just move over here.
\nMe: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don’t come into my bedroom, okay?
\nSpider: Nah, that’s your space. We’re cool. Have a great evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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