{"id":13718,"date":"2013-04-26T02:44:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T02:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/04\/26\/epic-humor-x-id-rather-be-a-pokemon-trainer\/"},"modified":"2018-12-05T00:47:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T00:47:24","slug":"epic-humor-x-id-rather-be-a-pokemon-trainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/04\/26\/epic-humor-x-id-rather-be-a-pokemon-trainer\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-13718 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/04\/26\/epic-humor-x-id-rather-be-a-pokemon-trainer\/attachment\/13719\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlty8iwGaf1r0wqrdo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlty8iwGaf1r0wqrdo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlty8iwGaf1r0wqrdo1_640-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlty8iwGaf1r0wqrdo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/tumblr_mlty8iwGaf1r0wqrdo1_640.jpg 597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/epic-humor.tumblr.com\/post\/48900083931\/x\">epic-humor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/epic-humor.tumblr.com\/\">X<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&rsquo;d rather be a pokemon trainer than pretty much anything else ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>epic-humor: X I&rsquo;d rather be a pokemon trainer than pretty much anything else ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13720,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13718\/revisions\/13720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}