{"id":13431,"date":"2013-05-12T07:08:57","date_gmt":"2013-05-12T07:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/05\/12\/olive-the-olive-justasimpledetective\/"},"modified":"2013-05-12T07:08:57","modified_gmt":"2013-05-12T07:08:57","slug":"olive-the-olive-justasimpledetective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/05\/12\/olive-the-olive-justasimpledetective\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

olive-the-olive<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justasimpledetective<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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shiny-pichu<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justasimpledetective<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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loli-pop-kittens<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justasimpledetective<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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loli-pop-kittens<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justasimpledetective<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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do you ever sit down and think about heiji\u2019s crush on shinichi and how shinichi doesn\u2019t like him that way and then you get sad<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I like to think Shinichi\u2019s just better at hiding\/more shy about his crush on Heiji<\/p>\n

but Heiji still think Shinichi doesn\u2019t like him back and it makes him sad when he\u2019s alone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

oh no now i\u2019m picturing sad and alone heiji<\/p>\n

now i\u2019m sad too<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Here I\u2019ll make you sadder:<\/p>\n

Heiji spend a little while with Shinichi but of course Ran\u2019s there two (and maybe Kazuha) and he\u2019s all happy when he\u2019s with Shinichi but when he sees Shinichi and Ran together he can\u2019t help but feel jealous.<\/p>\n

When he goes home he gets really depressed because he wants Shinichi to be his but he also wants Shinichi to be happy and figures he\u2019s happy with Ran. So he just feels he has to deal with it and accept that he\u2019ll never be able to be with Shinichi.<\/p>\n

And then Shinichi calls him to see that he got home all right \u2018n\u2019 stuff and he has to pretend everything is okay.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this is so sad i\u2019m going to jump off a cliff just<\/p>\n

akshasjhfkdjfhkjdhfk heishin this hurts<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

DANG IT GUYS I SIT DOWN TO TRANSLATE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU GO ON AN ANGSTY HEISHIN SPREE WITHOUT MEEEE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

piichuuu<\/p>\n

the feeeeels<\/p>\n

so much aaaaangst<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Guys<\/p>\n

Guys it\u2019s okay<\/p>\n

This situation is not that angsty<\/p>\n

You are forgetting that both Heiji and Shinichi are super dumb at emotions. First they have to figure out how gay they are. Then they can angst.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

olive-the-olive: justasimpledetective: shiny-pichu: justasimpledetective: loli-pop-kittens: justasimpledetective: loli-pop-kittens: justasimpledetective: do you ever sit down and think about heiji\u2019s crush on shinichi and how shinichi doesn\u2019t like him that way and then you get sad I like to think Shinichi\u2019s just better at hiding\/more shy about his crush on Heiji but Heiji still think Shinichi doesn\u2019t like … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4304,91,4370],"class_list":["post-13431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cant-stop-laughing","tag-omg","tag-wont-stop","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}