{"id":13038,"date":"2013-06-08T20:32:53","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T20:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/08\/buttermilkqueen-i-love-saying-golly-because-it\/"},"modified":"2013-06-08T20:32:53","modified_gmt":"2013-06-08T20:32:53","slug":"buttermilkqueen-i-love-saying-golly-because-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/08\/buttermilkqueen-i-love-saying-golly-because-it\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/buttermilkqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/41347446298\/i-love-saying-golly-because-it-makes-you-sound-so\">buttermilkqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i love saying golly because it makes you sound so fricking innocent<\/p>\n<p><em>oh golly i just want to rip your throat out with my teeth<\/em>  (\u25e1\u203f\u25e1\u273f)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>buttermilkqueen: i love saying golly because it makes you sound so fricking innocent oh golly i just want to rip your throat out with my teeth (\u25e1\u203f\u25e1\u273f)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4294],"class_list":["post-13038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-war-tactic","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}