{"id":13032,"date":"2013-06-09T06:38:22","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T06:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/09\/cat-man-vs-wild\/"},"modified":"2013-06-09T06:38:22","modified_gmt":"2013-06-09T06:38:22","slug":"cat-man-vs-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/09\/cat-man-vs-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat Man vs. Wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/uta-no-pelvic-thrust.tumblr.com\/post\/52519568828\/cat-man-vs-wild\">uta-no-pelvic-thrust<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The whole time I was watching this episode, the scenery kept making me think of one of those Discovery channel reality survival shows<br \/>Like<\/p>\n<p><em>Coming up next, on an all new episode of<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/0f7ecc24684fc38306a38bff0bf6fb1e\/tumblr_inline_mo407fqBJ21qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cat Man is back in action! With more adventure than Robinson Crusoe, and more wild than the proverbial blue yonder\u2026where he going? Doesn\u2019t matter. New places &#8211; somewhere on the map between danger and fun &#8211; and he wants you to come along for the ride. Because for Cat Man, when it comes to survival, it\u2019s not just about staying alive.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/53edb304f28e4b337d4d81015d6e63de\/tumblr_inline_mo4089rauA1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s about <em>being<\/em> alive.<\/p>\n<p><em>This week, on Cat Man vs. Wild<\/em>: a weekend camping trip in the mountains of Japan turns into a life-or-death struggle against the very landscape itself.<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/138c8f76254045db21c4ba62b62fb358\/tumblr_inline_mo409nWJDo1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Join our formerly feline hero on his grueling journey back to civilization, as he faces extremes of stress, thirst, and hunger that would push any man to his limit<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/19633730e5115797492268562fc86ab4\/tumblr_inline_mo40anhWEu1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll endure savage attacks from ferocious wild animals<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/aa5ae768d60ffc2d17ae71c57bfd8ec8\/tumblr_inline_mo40bfikBv1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And as hunger sets in, he\u2019ll eat whatever he has to in order to stay alive<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/cd780e867b66701e3558f000667cc737\/tumblr_inline_mo40ccdxMt1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But most of all, he\u2019ll climb trees and stare soulfully into the camera\u2026because without fanservice, what kind of show would this be? <br \/> Cat Man vs. Wild. Where guts meet glory, dudes frolic and sing, and fangirls gleefully objectify eleven fictional men until the people around them begin to feel uncomfortable.<br \/> Only one question remains\u2026are YOU wild enough to handle it?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/294cd0cb7ece9a3a953e7a2fe1c577e0\/tumblr_inline_mo40e4l6WC1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Find out next, here on the Discovery Channel!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THEY EVEN CALL HIM CAT MAN LIKE I DO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>uta-no-pelvic-thrust: The whole time I was watching this episode, the scenery kept making me think of one of those Discovery channel reality survival showsLike Coming up next, on an all new episode of Cat Man is back in action! With more adventure than Robinson Crusoe, and more wild than the proverbial blue yonder\u2026where he going? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/06\/09\/cat-man-vs-wild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cat Man vs. Wild<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}