{"id":12622,"date":"2013-12-18T22:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T22:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/18\/girl-of-so-many-fandoms-alltime-boner\/"},"modified":"2013-12-18T22:00:52","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T22:00:52","slug":"girl-of-so-many-fandoms-alltime-boner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/18\/girl-of-so-many-fandoms-alltime-boner\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/girl-of-so-many-fandoms.tumblr.com\/post\/68594115322\/alltime-boner-palesexuality-why-arent-there\">girl-of-so-many-fandoms<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alltime-boner.tumblr.com\/post\/68244078880\/palesexuality-why-arent-there-friend-pick-up\">alltime-boner<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/palesexuality.tumblr.com\/post\/32484918810\/why-arent-there-friend-pick-up-lines-pick-up\">palesexuality<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>why aren\u2019t there friend pick up lines<\/p>\n<p>pick up lines to make friends\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>like<\/p>\n<p>\u201chey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better?\u00a0on nobody else\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>because you\u2019re a beautiful individual\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i would friend the fuck out of you for that one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I read that as fuck the friend out of you and I was really confused<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>girl-of-so-many-fandoms: alltime-boner: palesexuality: why aren\u2019t there friend pick up lines pick up lines to make friends\u00a0 like \u201chey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better?\u00a0on nobody else\u00a0 because you\u2019re a beautiful individual\u201d\u00a0 i would friend the fuck out of you for that one I read that as fuck the friend out &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/18\/girl-of-so-many-fandoms-alltime-boner\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4260],"class_list":["post-12622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-guys-i-really-love-my-friends-okay","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}