{"id":12589,"date":"2013-12-19T05:32:41","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T05:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/19\/no-said-tiffany-patiently-its-about\/"},"modified":"2013-12-19T05:32:41","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T05:32:41","slug":"no-said-tiffany-patiently-its-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/19\/no-said-tiffany-patiently-its-about\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>No,&rdquo; said Tiffany patiently. &ldquo;It\u2019s about zoology.&rdquo;<br \/>\n\u201cZoology, eh? That\u2019s a big word, isn\u2019t it.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo, actually it isn\u2019t,\u201d said Tiffany. \u201cPatronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>The Wee Free Men, by Terry Pratchett (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/zeeblebeeble.tumblr.com\/\">zeeblebeeble<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No,&rdquo; said Tiffany patiently. &ldquo;It\u2019s about zoology.&rdquo; \u201cZoology, eh? That\u2019s a big word, isn\u2019t it.\u201d \u201cNo, actually it isn\u2019t,\u201d said Tiffany. \u201cPatronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short. The Wee Free Men, by Terry Pratchett (via zeeblebeeble)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[536,4253],"class_list":["post-12589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-love-you","tag-omg-terry-pratchett","post_format-post-format-quote","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}