{"id":12582,"date":"2013-12-21T01:47:26","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T01:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/21\/loki-waywardson-ok-but-seriously-my-favourite\/"},"modified":"2013-12-21T01:47:26","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T01:47:26","slug":"loki-waywardson-ok-but-seriously-my-favourite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/21\/loki-waywardson-ok-but-seriously-my-favourite\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/loki-waywardson.tumblr.com\/post\/57150054944\">loki-waywardson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/de9b1b629cf2debbc86387e4a5db9cc3\/tumblr_inline_mqwih3GibD1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/3dd9c60a714e827c5b78cff8998a5925\/tumblr_inline_mqwiiu8S2O1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/034ddd4b1e1c30f15452930c8eb24061\/tumblr_inline_mqwikaVBbS1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> BUT THAT\u2019S NOT THE BEST BIT<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/3662842b33f09812d0834bb6d92470e0\/tumblr_inline_mqwimmMb7V1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN\u2019T BEARS<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/ef71d69c4464228e1c9537ec1fed5e87\/tumblr_inline_mqwiru64TA1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> OR WOLVES<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/97c8fa8e31994702a9c45d470fcf5192\/tumblr_inline_mqwiszEEV01s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> NO<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/83ddb13542a555f71745fee840af510b\/tumblr_inline_mqwitrf7ck1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><br \/> THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/30f087e91593bbf1cf7f8a9484cd2e5a\/tumblr_inline_mqwiwmH3b41s0xuex.jpg\" \/><em>ARE SHEEP<\/em><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/ff420f490e58499740a49e92e4e94f80\/tumblr_inline_mqwixk8FHs1s0xuex.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and whales<\/p>\n<p>don&rsquo;t forget about the whales<\/p>\n<p>these are the things I always warn people about<\/p>\n<p>the giant hoofed wolves that turned into modern day blue whales<\/p>\n<p>and also werewolves<\/p>\n<p>and apparently sheep<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>loki-waywardson: ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON BUT THAT\u2019S NOT THE BEST BIT YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN\u2019T BEARS OR WOLVES NO THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVESARE SHEEP and whales don&rsquo;t forget about the whales these are the things &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2013\/12\/21\/loki-waywardson-ok-but-seriously-my-favourite\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}