{"id":12364,"date":"2014-01-07T02:09:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T02:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/01\/07\/dumbledore-the-dark-forest-is-strictly-forbidden\/"},"modified":"2014-01-07T02:09:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T02:09:12","slug":"dumbledore-the-dark-forest-is-strictly-forbidden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/01\/07\/dumbledore-the-dark-forest-is-strictly-forbidden\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students<br \/>\nDumbledore: Except for detention<br \/>\nDumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it&#8217;s darkest and scariest<br \/>\nDumbledore: Doesn&#8217;t that make so much sense<br \/>\nDumbledore: I&#8217;m so good at rules<br \/>\nDumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students Dumbledore: Except for detention Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it&#8217;s darkest and scariest Dumbledore: Doesn&#8217;t that make so much sense Dumbledore: I&#8217;m so good at rules Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4174],"class_list":["post-12364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lol-how-does-he-not-win-the-house-cup-every-year","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}