{"id":11863,"date":"2014-02-14T11:13:17","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T11:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/02\/14\/paintroostahteef-i-have-a-magic-beard-that\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T20:14:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T20:14:49","slug":"paintroostahteef-i-have-a-magic-beard-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/02\/14\/paintroostahteef-i-have-a-magic-beard-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11863 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/02\/14\/paintroostahteef-i-have-a-magic-beard-that\/attachment\/11864\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro1_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro1_500-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro1_500-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro1_500-100x100.png 100w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro1_500.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a 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sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/02\/14\/paintroostahteef-i-have-a-magic-beard-that\/attachment\/11867\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro4_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro4_500-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro4_500-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/tumblr_n0ve1mrX1s1si8y5ro4_500-100x100.png 100w, 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