{"id":11688,"date":"2014-03-16T20:18:25","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T20:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/03\/16\/so-im-sitting-at-my-desk-here-sobbing-and-then\/"},"modified":"2014-03-16T20:18:25","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T20:18:25","slug":"so-im-sitting-at-my-desk-here-sobbing-and-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/03\/16\/so-im-sitting-at-my-desk-here-sobbing-and-then\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so I&rsquo;m sitting at my desk here sobbing and then tango comes and leaps onto my desk and knocks the stuff out of my arms and crawls in purring like mad and is just like\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>yo stop crying<\/p>\n<p>still crying but no longer sobbing ugh cat why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so I&rsquo;m sitting at my desk here sobbing and then tango comes and leaps onto my desk and knocks the stuff out of my arms and crawls in purring like mad and is just like\u00a0 yo stop crying still crying but no longer sobbing ugh cat why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[322,282],"class_list":["post-11688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sob","tag-tango","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}