{"id":11545,"date":"2014-05-07T07:19:32","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T07:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/05\/07\/kissing-monsters-velveteenjeeves\/"},"modified":"2014-05-07T07:19:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-07T07:19:32","slug":"kissing-monsters-velveteenjeeves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2014\/05\/07\/kissing-monsters-velveteenjeeves\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kissing-monsters.tumblr.com\/post\/84216450417\/velveteenjeeves-down-sizing-buzzfeed\">kissing-monsters<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/velveteenjeeves.tumblr.com\/post\/84169594795\">velveteenjeeves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/down-sizing.tumblr.com\/post\/83845279317\/buzzfeed-finding-a-job-sucks-this-is-my\">down-sizing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/buzzfeed.tumblr.com\/post\/83732638534\/finding-a-job-sucks\">buzzfeed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lukebailey\/charts-that-explain-every-problem-with-trying-to-find-a-j\">Finding a job<\/a> sucks.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is my life right now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reasons I haven\u2019t quit yet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh look if you added something about money vs time and mental health this would be perfect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kissing-monsters: velveteenjeeves: down-sizing: buzzfeed: Finding a job sucks. This is my life right now. Reasons I haven\u2019t quit yet. Oh look if you added something about money vs time and mental health this would be perfect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[322],"class_list":["post-11545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sob","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}