{"id":11192,"date":"2015-06-10T05:44:50","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T05:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/10\/the-first-three-words-you-see-are-what-you-want-in\/"},"modified":"2015-06-10T05:44:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-10T05:44:50","slug":"the-first-three-words-you-see-are-what-you-want-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/06\/10\/the-first-three-words-you-see-are-what-you-want-in\/","title":{"rendered":"the first three words you see are what you want in life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bipolar-berry-crunch.tumblr.com\/post\/121168220712\/the-first-three-words-you-see-are-what-you-want-in\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">bipolar-berry-crunch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bukakkemonogatari.tumblr.com\/post\/89997031018\/the-first-three-words-you-see-are-what-you-want-in-life\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">bukakkemonogatari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/5d53611233f195c98b6571c4405f532d\/tumblr_inline_n7spd6uxQW1subs2w.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Literally the first thing I saw was \u2018Gay fanfics\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bipolar-berry-crunch: bukakkemonogatari: Literally the first thing I saw was \u2018Gay fanfics\u2019. Huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3868,3869,3867,3866],"class_list":["post-11192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mahjong-seal-prey-yusss","tag-handjobs-beauty-money","tag-i-kept-reading-things-that-werent-actually-there-and-getting-very-confused","tag-i-may-have-a-problem","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}