{"id":10758,"date":"2015-08-25T06:34:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-25T06:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/25\/i-just-moved-to-texas-like-two-weeks-ago-and-i-am\/"},"modified":"2015-08-25T06:34:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-25T06:34:24","slug":"i-just-moved-to-texas-like-two-weeks-ago-and-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2015\/08\/25\/i-just-moved-to-texas-like-two-weeks-ago-and-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??"},"content":{"rendered":"

waywren<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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rionsanura<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nehirose<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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queenofzan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iatrogenic<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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starfishface<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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equius<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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prospitans<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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maid-of-heart<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sleepyspoonie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how t<\/i>exan<\/i>\u00a0texas is we have texas shaped everything<\/p>\n

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texas shaped gravestones<\/p>\n

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texas shaped mirrors<\/p>\n

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texas shaped cheese<\/p>\n

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texas shaped pools<\/p>\n

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texas shaped glasses<\/p>\n

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

What about texas shaped eggs?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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texas shaped eggs<\/p>\n

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some<\/p>\n

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texas shaped waffles<\/p>\n

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texas shaped toast<\/p>\n

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!<\/p>\n

i can\u2019t make this up<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

WELCOME TO TEXAS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I see your shrimpy-ass pool and raise you the ENORMOUS TEXAS WAVE POOL from the Six Flags in San Antonio.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I almost drowned in this thing once!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

okay but one of my new life goals is to go to the texas shaped wave pool, this absolutely needs to happen.<\/p>\n

unfortunately i think san antonio is one of those places so far from dallas that shannon\u2019s mom took a PLANE there, so i don\u2019t know how feasible it is.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

is that texas shaped toast texas toast though<\/p>\n

because if that isn\u2019t texas shaped texas toast i will be so disappointed<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

also fyi it\u2019s completely possible to live in Texas and not encounter any of these.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

yeah, um, I have lived here for approximately 15 years and not seen a single one of these<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It depends on where you go and who you hang out with. Some folks do it ironically, some entirely seriously, and some do both just to fuck with people.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hold my little Texas Turkey statue in a place of fond love and memory even though I haven\u2019t lived in Texas for… 25-something years.<\/p>\n

That Texas Pride gets ingrained DEEP, man. The y\u2019alls still come out when I\u2019m angry. I can\u2019t control it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

waywren: rionsanura: nehirose: queenofzan: iatrogenic: starfishface: stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr: equius: prospitans: maid-of-heart: sleepyspoonie: like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan\u00a0texas is we have texas shaped everything texas shaped gravestones texas shaped mirrors texas shaped cheese texas shaped pools texas shaped glasses honestly i could go on tldr is that … Continue reading i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3710],"class_list":["post-10758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-texaaas","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}