{"id":10113,"date":"2016-01-02T04:33:45","date_gmt":"2016-01-02T04:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/02\/lukes-lane-finkincastiel-higherthanheroes\/"},"modified":"2016-01-02T04:33:45","modified_gmt":"2016-01-02T04:33:45","slug":"lukes-lane-finkincastiel-higherthanheroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/02\/lukes-lane-finkincastiel-higherthanheroes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lukes-lane<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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finkincastiel<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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higherthanheroes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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coeur-de-coucou<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thedesignateddriver<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spainsassaph<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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radioactivegirlscout<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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moxiearien<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cresentmoon2000<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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katiaobinger<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\nBonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Challenge mode: it\u2019s the 4th of July<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

bonus round: it\u2019s New Year\u2019s Eve and ppl are also drunk<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

America has issues<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lukes-lane: finkincastiel: higherthanheroes: coeur-de-coucou: thedesignateddriver: spainsassaph: radioactivegirlscout: moxiearien: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1035,3555,2431,3556],"class_list":["post-10113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-accurate","tag-its-so-true","tag-laughing","tag-this-is-why-i-dont-go-outside-when-i-dont-have-to","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}