{"id":10060,"date":"2016-01-03T05:05:45","date_gmt":"2016-01-03T05:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/03\/re-reads-my-own-story-damn-this-is-some-good\/"},"modified":"2016-01-03T05:05:45","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T05:05:45","slug":"re-reads-my-own-story-damn-this-is-some-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/03\/re-reads-my-own-story-damn-this-is-some-good\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit<br \/>\n*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE&#8217;S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE<br \/>\nBrain: You&#8217;re the author, if you want more you have to write it<br \/>\nMe: *flips tables*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit *gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE&#8217;S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE Brain: You&#8217;re the author, if you want more you have to write it Me: *flips tables*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1035,1304,137],"class_list":["post-10060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-accurate","tag-sobs","tag-writing","post_format-post-format-chat","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}