{"id":10023,"date":"2016-01-04T05:18:46","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T05:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/notfunnymistahj-yungmethuselah-dont-talk\/"},"modified":"2016-01-04T05:18:46","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T05:18:46","slug":"notfunnymistahj-yungmethuselah-dont-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/notfunnymistahj-yungmethuselah-dont-talk\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/notfunnymistahj.tumblr.com\/post\/135706185589\">notfunnymistahj<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/yungmethuselah.tumblr.com\/post\/117555625483\">yungmethuselah<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Don\u2019t talk shit about people\u2019s teeth.<\/b> Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck). <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.<\/li>\n<li>Healthy teeth aren\u2019t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone\u2019s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers <i>cause damage.<\/i>\n<\/li>\n<li>Do not underestimate genetics\u2019 role in determining teeth\u2019s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.<\/li>\n<li>A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth\u2019s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures\u2019 cost even more.<\/li>\n<li>Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren\u2019t a priority (even when they\u2019re attainable; some people might want, y\u2019know, a new car instead).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Regardless, don\u2019t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This goes for the UK as well, dentists aren\u2019t covered on nhs so some people just can\u2019t go.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>notfunnymistahj: yungmethuselah: Don\u2019t talk shit about people\u2019s teeth. Seriously. Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast\u2026 Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck). Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance. Healthy teeth aren\u2019t necessarily big, straight or bright &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/notfunnymistahj-yungmethuselah-dont-talk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}