{"id":10002,"date":"2016-01-04T06:32:05","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T06:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/barefootdramaturg-thewinterotter\/"},"modified":"2018-12-04T14:06:21","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T14:06:21","slug":"barefootdramaturg-thewinterotter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/barefootdramaturg-thewinterotter\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-10002 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/barefootdramaturg-thewinterotter\/attachment\/10003\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_niylqmg2GT1sprtmco6_500-150x150.gif\" 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height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_niylqmg2GT1sprtmco3_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_niylqmg2GT1sprtmco3_500-150x150.gif 150w, http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_niylqmg2GT1sprtmco3_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/barefootdramaturg.tumblr.com\/post\/132811975615\">barefootdramaturg<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thewinterotter.tumblr.com\/post\/132446436191\">thewinterotter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/writerlyn.tumblr.com\/post\/113022002960\">writerlyn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I unabashedly loved this scene.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she\u2019s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like \u201comg girls let me teach you what I learned in America. It\u2019s vital we teach our tiny assassins to knit, I met a woman who successfully concealed a whole chicken in her sweater, they\u2019ll need this kind of ingenuity in the field.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I also really love that this is a large group of women who unabashedly like food and eating. None of them are going\u00a0\u201coh no my diet, what if I get fat?\u201d, they\u2019re like\u00a0\u201cI CAN FIT A \u00a0CHICKEN IN MY SWEATER AND THEN LATER, I HAVE A WHOLE CHICKEN FOR ME.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>barefootdramaturg: thewinterotter: writerlyn: I unabashedly loved this scene. My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she\u2019s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like \u201comg girls &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/2016\/01\/04\/barefootdramaturg-thewinterotter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3539,3538],"class_list":["post-10002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-wanna-see","tag-wait-what-is-this","post_format-post-format-gallery","without-featured-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10009,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10002\/revisions\/10009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/gabapple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}